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Messages - Evil_SodaMachine

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.... this isn't the place for saints and white Knights.

Hmm? care to elaborate when I did either in this thread?

No of course you won't because I didn't. I'm not interested in you, nor his 'I'M OFFENDED' crap. Take that to reddit or X. I have no interest in going back & forth with you nor others like you about this. Do your thing but try to stay on topic for the thread & forum subsection.

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Bro were on a porn forum

I will remind you that this is the 'Real life' section of the board. You would do well to consider that in your responses.

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keep your incel whining to /r/foreveralone or whatever.

Not sure why you're cucking out or what caused your tantrum in the first place but either way you should calm down. You're not on reddit or X... this is not the place for that.

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It goes without saying that if the sexes were reversed, the guy would be looking at 15 years in prison without the possibility of early parole and that's if he's lucky. The U.K. is horrible about this kind of thing. I  remember reading about a guy getting arrested on the street for carrying a potato peeler which they classified  as him wielding a  'knife weapon' or 'bladed weapon' I can't recall exactly. Point being, a potato peeler isn't a weapon.  A literal rock off of the ground is a better actual weapon than a potato peeler. Along the same lines, the woman in that story, who by the way was demonstrably guilty of more crimes than just 'rape', should not have been released with the slap on the wrist they gave her. Anyway I'm glad I'm not from nor in the U.K.

As for the rest.... even if she hadn't gotten bent over by a 14 year old and everyone found out about it, she still has kids. Selling pics of her butthole on the internet is something those kids will not take kindly to, which is great in fantasy but would suck in real life. For them at least, heh.

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Fantasy Discussion / Re: What got you into this fantasy?
« on: March 04, 2024, 06:27:11 AM »
Not getting laid is y'all's real answer.

Believe it or not, it was only after I started having sex on the regular (late teens) that this interest started. Before then, it just didn't register for me.

If anything, when I'd get really lucky and somehow had a few chicks on rotation, my interest in this skyrocketed as a result.  Prob just me though but you seem to be projecting; It's the opposite.

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Grew up with a (single & young) mom that was considered 'very hot'. 

It didn't bother me when guys made comments about her because I genuinely believed that 'that's just how (adult) women look. All young gets get these comments.'  When I started to realize that it was just me and other guys in fact do NOT have every man around them eager to bone their mom,  it caused confusion & regret. It caused me to wonder 'WHAT IF' about a lot of things and that's where this started for me. Growing up, I did see my mother fooling around with men a few times but it had no effect on this interest. I saw it like: 'Adults have sex? yep' so it wasn't a shock to me.

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Real Life / Re: Sluttiest thing you've seen your mom do
« on: March 04, 2024, 06:15:42 AM »
Reminder that this is the 'real life' section and you should make a bit more of an effort than make obvious fantasy claims. If you must  lie, at least make it a plausible lie.

Anyway, drunken antics notwithstanding, my mother liked going to the beach. In rare cases she would go topless, sometimes for the tan and sometimes for seemingly no reason. I hated when she did that. It was pretty rare though and also, for whatever reason my mother would bring me along despite everyone else being adult women like her. So because it was all  women except me, her son,  her going topless isn't as unreasonable as it might sound. Where it gets really stupid is when the group had other men aside from me and she, along with some of the other women, did it anyway. Thankfully, all of this was quite rare rather than frequent and as for the other women, some were attractive but I didn't care because I never wanted to be there in the first place.

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Fapping Materials / Re: Hajimete no Hitozuma - Mom NTR Animation
« on: February 15, 2024, 02:35:00 PM »
It was better than I expected. The voice actress for Tomoko the mom was fantastic.

However, I was hoping they'd go past the manga and have a scene with the mom & the guys at the end but I guess not.

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Real Life / Re: Have you ever setup camera for your mom.
« on: March 31, 2023, 12:24:35 PM »
Actually yes.

I had several videos of her changing clothes and fooling around with guys but rather than use them or keep them around I decided to delete all of them. The main reason was that I couldn't risk anyone ever finding it or having to take my computer for a shop and thus, having it fall into someone else's hands. It was easy. When I was in my mid teens, my mother gave me a digital camera which I used for a bunch of things. One of the things I learned to do was to "set" it in places where most people couldn't. For better recording angles or to catch people off guard, that kind of thing. For instance, I learned how to stick the camera on ceilings pointing downward. You'd be surprised how few people noticed it.  Anyway, I had a bunch of footage but it's gone now. I didn't even watch almost any of it out of fear. I was young & stupid so having it around felt like a ticking time bomb, etc.  I don't really regret it. The risk was just too extreme and it would have eventually leaked for sure.

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Fantasy Discussion / Re: Elliot Rodger's bullies
« on: November 15, 2022, 08:50:58 AM »
Elliot was never bullied. People found him weird at worst. He just bullied himself.

While I generally agree, you must understand that the term "bully" has been grossly devalued. In the past it meant getting beaten, robbed, humiliated and sabotaged on a regular basis by one or more people that you were unable to properly defend yourself from.

These days, if someone doesn't like someone else and actively avoids interaction, that is considered a form of 'bullying'. Yeah that's retarded but by the modern definition, Elliot Rodger was definitely 'bullied'. A lot even.

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Fantasy Discussion / Re: What if your mom did porn?
« on: May 20, 2022, 10:37:36 AM »
there was a period when my mother advertised underwear for a store

Nice. If you have anything saved, this would be the time.

My mother also did modeling a few times but it was for women's office suits. In other words, pretty lame.

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Seems like a nice idea but you might be over-thinking it or over-selling the concept.

This is what is referred to as "Bilingual bonus" and only bilingual people would 'get it'. The level of effort required would be high and the payoff would be very low. That's why it's not common.  I speak spanish and can see what you mean but it doesn't do anything for me. The language barrier isn't as mysterious or exciting as you might think.

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Fantasy Discussion / Re: What got you into this fantasy?
« on: March 07, 2022, 01:30:34 PM »
Mom had me in her late teens and took care of herself so she was a MILF before MILFs were even a thing. My mother divorced my father when I was 6 so I was raised only by her.

In any case, I was completely oblivious of this type of thing  because I just assumed that's what women normally looked like. As a kid when other guys would tell me she was hot I genuinely believed all guys got told that.   Started  puberty and came to realize how wrong I was. It didn't help that although she was a straight arrow most of the time, she liked booze and couldn't handle herself after some drinks.

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Real Life / Re: Pornstars with their kids
« on: March 07, 2022, 01:25:35 PM »
Lezley Zen has a son.

She does? I thought she was a lesbian outside of shoots. Interesting.

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Fantasy Discussion / Re: What is your Weirdest fantasy?
« on: January 15, 2022, 01:26:12 AM »
My weirdest fantasy is wanting to travel back in time and re-do my life.

It's not that I didn't know what I wanted or how to get it, but rather, I wanted to be a "responsible person" and not be like "everyone else". Huge mistake. I could have easily set something up for someone else or taken it for myself. I wouldn't even have been blamed for it since when I had these chances, I  was always surrounded by drunk adults or at least  late teens while I was a pre-teen, up to my mid teens. They were supposed to be taking care of me not the other way around. Anyway I stopped going as soon as I was an adult and had the right to refuse and I regret the things I didn't do when I did. It would be so sweet to get another chance. I don't want to bore you guys so basically that's it.

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