My mom was hot, the resident top MILF where ever she went which meant that classmates and acquaintances would quickly notice.

Most of them would just make an off-hand comment or something, but a few would actually try to get me to give them information or help which I never did. The thing is, it would have been very easy to implement because my mother liked to drink which made her a bit uhhh, accessible. Casual suggestion to her to down some booze, invitiation to the guy, maybe start things up and let the magic happen. I knew exactly what to do but never did even though I secretly REALLY wanted to, not for this reason but as a lesson for her to stop drinking.

Damn it. I failed @ real life.